very funny thread on mumsnet
Dec 18, 2010 9:04AM
Dec 17, 2010 11:56AM
Nearly wet myself laughing. ^.^
I didn't cotton on for a while, haha!
Dec 17, 2010 2:07PM
LOL very funny!
Dec 17, 2010 2:35PM
That is absolutely brilliant! Clever and funny! I'm very impressed!
Dec 17, 2010 2:41PM
and it's ongoing, goodness knows how it will all end lol....
Dec 17, 2010 4:52PM
I DONT GET IT!?
Dec 17, 2010 7:33PM
it is a thread by Mary and Joseph who are on their way to Bethlehem to give birth to baby jesus but written as tho it were happening now. Very comical, and part of the fun is that not everyone DOES get it for a while. Very clever posts by some people and had me in stitches....still going on as we speak.....
Dec 17, 2010 8:28PM
Love it! Some people are so quick witted and smart with their comments, had me in stitches!
Dec 18, 2010 8:07AM
Dec 18, 2010 9:04AM
i loved the yes karen i think you are missing something!
May 12, 2019 12:04PM
hi everyone, new here but desperate for advice! My son is 1 month old on Tuesday and has been bottle feeding for the past 2 weeks. He has had problems since. He is extremely irritable, I’m sure my Son doesn’t have anytime while awake not crying, he cries ALL the time and I try EVERYTHING with no success. I have been to the hospital and doctors and they are so very unhelpful, they just tell me he has colic and basically I have to deal with it. I am almost certain, and the hospital also said, he has reflux (silent) as he rarely spits up but it is getting far worse and he is becoming more and more irritable, coughing after feeds and in between and starting to refuse feeds, scream, want them, take them and scream again. He has had Carobel from the hospital as they didn’t want to give Gaviscon due to chance of constipation, but it did absolutely nothing for him. He is now simply on infacol but has trouble pooing, which causes him distress, but is very runny. I guess i am I am desperately looking for advice on what to do, as it is increasingly hard with a baby that cries all day and won’t sleep or settle due to milk coming back up. I feel like I’m missing something and not giving him what he needs? HE IS SUCH A HUNGRY BABY! I feed him, change his nappy, cuddle him, sing to him, wind him, put him in swinger, walk round house, car - I am lost! Health visitor has done a referral to dietician however who knows how long this will take! Dad is lactose intolerant. Also, how much does your baby eat, or did eat at 1 month? Mine wants food every 1.5/2 hours! Please help!
Apr 29, 2019 9:53AM
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