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How many men...
anatoriac
Jun 29, 2008 5:20PM
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does it take to screw in a light bulb??
Only one - he stands still and waits for the world to revolve around him
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sunnymum22
Jun 29, 2008 3:11PM
lmao! fab! xxx
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Hevma
Jun 29, 2008 3:13PM
haha!! thats so funny...but so true!! xx
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TheOriginalLea77
Jun 29, 2008 3:37PM
Hehe!!
xxx
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clairedee
Jun 29, 2008 3:44PM
lol soo true! xx
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NewUser98082019
Jun 29, 2008 3:48PM
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?.................................................................................................We don't know - it's never happened !!
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Hollys_mummy
Jun 29, 2008 3:51PM
pml
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clairedee
Jun 29, 2008 3:53PM
lol, love it! xx
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dons1
Jun 29, 2008 3:57PM
lol,lol,lol,lol.teehee!x
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charli4321
Jun 29, 2008 3:58PM
brilliant lmao
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clairedee
Jun 29, 2008 4:03PM
men are like ............... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
... Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.
... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
... Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.
... Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them. xx
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NewUser98082019
Jun 29, 2008 4:07PM
Ha ha, loving em!!
What's the useless lump of skin called at the end of a penis?
A man!!!
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anatoriac
Jun 29, 2008 4:19PM
lmao!!!
I'm burning my bra as we speak
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clairedee
Jun 29, 2008 4:42PM
lol xx
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sillymoo
Jun 29, 2008 4:59PM
men are like toilets - either vacant, engaged or full of crap!
Men are like beer bottles empty from the neck up!
Love this topic by the way!
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sunnymum22
Jun 29, 2008 5:00PM
Loopylass! that was fantastic i litterally lol! ha haaaaaa! xxx
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anatoriac
Jun 29, 2008 5:19PM
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
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clairedee
Jun 29, 2008 5:20PM
lol like that 1 anatoriac xx
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xxx
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
... Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.
... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
... Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.
... Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them. xx
What's the useless lump of skin called at the end of a penis?
A man!!!
I'm burning my bra as we speak
Men are like beer bottles empty from the neck up!
Love this topic by the way!
I can do so much better.