mine are to bad monthed to say on her, must stop though coz jays gettin older and theres nothing worse then young kids swearing , things that arnt so bad -- dick head, knob head
knobjockey for me all the way!! I used to call Poppy a buggar but I can't now as she copies me! Certainly need to curb the foul language in our house now!!
hahah this is a great post bedhead!! ,loves it... ok here are mine
c*nt is by far my fave - very to the point i reckon. also love bumface, gayboy, kn*b-end, fatty, FACIST is my ultimate fave - it just has a good ring to it.
I would love to answer on here but unfortunately just cannot keep it clean in any way shape or from! The cleanest one I have called my DH is a F***ing f**k f**k, but it has gone on to the point where he has actually asked if i could fit in any more expletives (sp) in one breath.
Obviously when the children are around I just smile sweetly but he sooooo knows what I am thinking lol
great post, ive been trying to contain my swearing since new year, but a family game of mario cart put paid to that,
clean...i love,......you plum, wally, ....and thats about it
ADORE the C word, but also love twunt, which is a mix of C*** and T*at c*ck sucker, knob jockey, tosser.spunker and of course all these preceeded by f**king
All of the above - you naughty naughty ladies, cant wait to tell oh! This is a proper "blokey" conversation, lol.
I call everyone in my house "Twonk" which I thought I'd made up but apparently means Fanny so I've been calling my 12 year old girl a fanny for years without even knowing it!
LMAO!!! brilliant post I am sat here with tears rolling down my cheeks. My fave at the moment is tossyw*nkbrain. A favourite in the car Also loving nobby tw*t.
[Modified by: hayley l on January 30, 2009 01:11 PM]
at titw*nk. loving the barstools too, really think I will have to adopt that in the car as my 4 year old copies and Isaac is starting to as well.
I did call someone in the car a c**t the other week, he nearly drove into the side of me as I was overtaking on the dual carriageway, he clearly didnt look in his mirror or blindspot to check before he pulled out. I shouted the word at him and the Alice pipes up with "what cant he do mummy"
As i teach in a primary school swearing has pretty much been beaten out of me so when i do it it feel really naughty! My favourite has to be t*at, which my husband hates! But i'm also a fan of crappy bollocks and f*ck when i'm really angry. Also wazzock is not used enough in my opinion x
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things that arnt so bad -- dick head, knob head
I use that alot, winds hubby up!!!
Certainly need to curb the foul language in our house now!!
c*nt is by far my fave - very to the point i reckon. also love bumface, gayboy, kn*b-end, fatty, FACIST is my ultimate fave - it just has a good ring to it.
i really am quite childish!
Obviously when the children are around I just smile sweetly but he sooooo knows what I am thinking lol
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clean...i love,......you plum, wally, ....and thats about it
ADORE the C word, but also love twunt, which is a mix of C*** and T*at
c*ck sucker, knob jockey, tosser.spunker and of course all these preceeded by f**king
oh i love swearing
I call everyone in my house "Twonk" which I thought I'd made up but apparently means Fanny so I've been calling my 12 year old girl a fanny for years without even knowing it!
[Modified by: hayley l on January 30, 2009 01:11 PM]
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I did call someone in the car a c**t the other week, he nearly drove into the side of me as I was overtaking on the dual carriageway, he clearly didnt look in his mirror or blindspot to check before he pulled out. I shouted the word at him and the Alice pipes up with "what cant he do mummy"
This post is soo funny!!
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like a ballbag' 'scrote' and 'wankstain'
He told me the other night I was as useful as a ball bag
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[Modified by: Garfield on January 30, 2009 02:27 PM]
My favourite has to be t*at, which my husband hates! But i'm also a fan of crappy bollocks and f*ck when i'm really angry.
Also wazzock is not used enough in my opinion x