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If toddlers could text… Come & give us some examples of the convos they'd have (just for fun!)
Hello
We've been laughing today at this tumblr page (http://iftoddlerstexted.tumblr.com) when people are imagining the convos toddlers would have if they could text.
I think these are my favourites:
Oops, they've come out rotated, which is a bit odd - but hopefully, you can still read them?
Anyway, we thought it would be fun to ask you to post up some imaginary toddler texts of your own - no need to do the arty screen grabs (or not so arty in my case!); just type up the words.
Anyone want to have a go?
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This is how mine would read:
Baby Jaime: Hey, I just did a doozy.
Baby G: Spill it.
Baby Jaime: I just pooped on mums beige carpet.
Baby G: Awesome.
Baby Jaime: Then i peed on it too.
Baby G: This keeps getting better and better.
Baby Jaime: Wait for it...
Baby G: Go on...
Baby Jaime: Now i've just rolled around in it. Poo, everywhere.
Baby G: That'll teach them to leave you without a nappy on for 30 seconds.
So if anyone actually knows how to get baby poo out of beige carpet, please let me know! This just happened!
Oh lord.
Um. At least it's not a white carpet… (not that helpful)
My eldest once pooped in the garden then trod it thru the house. All I can say is sponge and soapy water 😂😂😂 I had a darker carpet thought. I'm guessing some sort of industrial strength carpet shampoo may be required!
DD: Guess what?
Friend: What?
DD: It's 11pm, mummy thinks I'm asleep, so guess what I'm going to do??
Friend: Go on...
DD: Cry. Just one, high pitched wail... you know the really in-pain ones that they hate?
Friend: Yeah...
DD: Yup. And then in an hours time... I'm gonna do it again.
Friend: Legend!
DD: I know. I'm gonna do it ALL night... just as mummy is drifting off to sleep again ;-)
Ha! They definitely do wait just till the absolute moment you're drifting off, don't they? Little so and sos!
DD:'OH WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS!'
Friend: 'What?'
DD: Just asked my Mummy for Tomato Pasta..God..I can't believe this!
Friend: What!!?
DD: She has given me penne pasta NOT twirly pasta..SERIOUSLY!
Friend: Pfft, You just can't get the staff these days!
DD: Just tipped it in the bin while she went to the loo..managed to reach a whole pack of yoghurts from the fridge..eating them with my hands as I cant find a clean spoon!
Friend: LOL!! I know that one only to well!
DD: ARGH! NOW I'M COVERED IN YOGURT! I need clean clothes now!! How long does it take this woman to wee!!
Friend: You've put me in the mood for yogurt now..then maybe a bath..catch you laters!