Oh the shame!!!!

Went car shopping with H today. Looking round this car and i opened the boot. It was parked so close to some trees that the boot hit them as it opened and i saw a bug go down my top. So i start shrieking and leaping about like a loony when i realised it was an earwig which then fell into my bra! So i am flapping about rummaging around trying to get it out, whipped out my breast pad, flashing a boob at some young car salesman in the process, still jumping around hollaring. To say H was mortified would be an understatement. Dont think we will be buying anything from that garage!