Things you only do when you're ttc
What crazy things do we all do because we're trying to conceive? For starters:
Check gusset of knickers each time I go to the loo like the meaning of life might be written in them
Discuss my periods with total strangers on the internet
Look at my breasts more than my husband does
Google every headache or funny taste in my mouth to check if its a symptom
Know the day of my cycle better than the actual date. "Right, I'm on CD 4 so that would make it... err.... 21st June...."
Any more?
Check gusset of knickers each time I go to the loo like the meaning of life might be written in them
Discuss my periods with total strangers on the internet
Look at my breasts more than my husband does
Google every headache or funny taste in my mouth to check if its a symptom
Know the day of my cycle better than the actual date. "Right, I'm on CD 4 so that would make it... err.... 21st June...."
Any more?
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Getting excited when you feel a bit queasy, completely ignoring the fact that it is probably down to the huge amount of chocolate you've shoved down your throat
Having a pillow join our sex life.
Check every piece of toilet paper every time I wipe regardless of CD.
Trying to BD even when I don't want to, just incase.......
Knowing how long each of my cycles have been since Nov and without looking. Hell even knowing how long they are is new!
Caring about vitamins
It could go on forever..............................
Being able to add five (number of days swimmers can live) easily to any other number to work out how many BDs are needed until OV
Sticking fingers up to find cervix and being able to locate it more easily than anything I've ever tried to find on a map
These are so funny and also so true!
Im on CD 34 and trying to stay positive that I may get a BFP to the extent that I think i should sit still for longer to stop the potential baby "falling out" - the same applies to exercise and housework!
I have to agree with all of the above - I definatly follow all these rules!
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Redesigning the way dinner is constructed. (ie no salt to boil the spuds!)
And my personal favourite, getting OH to do housework as hooving might strain a vital baby carrying muscle, and I can't fuel my car because of the fumes.
I have to say though, that this website doesn't help the housework situation, only popped on to print something, that was over an hour ago!
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Coming up with ever more elaborate excuses about why I'm not drinking: "No, I'm not pregnant, I've got cystitis." "of course I'm not trying to conceive, I just couldn't book a taxi home so I'm driving." "Yes, still feeling the after effects of my hangover... er, hair of the dog? No thanks...."
oh, and the "vodka" and lemonades that are obviously missing a vital ingredient....
this topic has had me giggling-cheers girlsx