Funny Poo Stories!
Ok, a bit odd possibly but I've had a couple of poo disasters with Nathan and thought it could be fun to swap some stories!!
It must be said Nathan has very runny poo's which nearly always leak out the nappy if not changed immediately, which as I'm sure you ladies are aware is normally ok as you smell them soon enough if you dont hear them or see lo turning purple!
We were visiting a friend and I got a small whiff while holding him upright, facing me while I was sitting down. I moved to change him to find that somehow he had pooed out of the nappy, out of his shorts and directly into my lap!! Luckily my friend has 3 children but even she had never seen anything like it she did help me clean up but only after leaving me like it for 5 minutes while she hunted down a camera for photo evidence!.
Then yesterday I was doing a change that I thought was just wet (in laws were in the room with me) I pulled lo trousers off. But we were playing so I pulled them off and swung them around my head before realising that they were full of poo which I had literally splattered all around the room, My oh was nearly sick (I couldnt stop laughing) and the in laws were trying to pretend nothing had happened!!
Please entertain us with more disgusting poo stories so I know its not just me!
It must be said Nathan has very runny poo's which nearly always leak out the nappy if not changed immediately, which as I'm sure you ladies are aware is normally ok as you smell them soon enough if you dont hear them or see lo turning purple!
We were visiting a friend and I got a small whiff while holding him upright, facing me while I was sitting down. I moved to change him to find that somehow he had pooed out of the nappy, out of his shorts and directly into my lap!! Luckily my friend has 3 children but even she had never seen anything like it she did help me clean up but only after leaving me like it for 5 minutes while she hunted down a camera for photo evidence!.
Then yesterday I was doing a change that I thought was just wet (in laws were in the room with me) I pulled lo trousers off. But we were playing so I pulled them off and swung them around my head before realising that they were full of poo which I had literally splattered all around the room, My oh was nearly sick (I couldnt stop laughing) and the in laws were trying to pretend nothing had happened!!
Please entertain us with more disgusting poo stories so I know its not just me!
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Another poo story I will never forget: it was about 3 weeks after Max was born and I had finally got down to my pre-pregnancy weight. So I tried on some of my old jeans and yey! they fit! Then I changed Max's wet nappy. I took off his nappy and was getting a new one sorted out when there was this almighty "fart"-type noise and splat! He'd managed a missile poo splat, it went all over my new fitting jeans, and it was wet. And warm. Ewwww! I had to peel them off in the bathroom Obviously OH had a good laugh! Well it was funny xxxx
I do nappy changes on my lap and when Evie was only a couple of weeks old I opened her dirty nappy thinking she'd finished, lifted her legs and whoosh! She projectile pooed all over my leg, the settee and the floor! She did it in front of my Grandma too, just to make me look really incompetent!
And once I changed her on my bed, just on the duvet...was well prepared with a clean nappy open under her bum so I could whip the dirty one off without accidents, loadsa wipes on hand out of the packet etc...except I took the dirty nappy off then she pooed all over the clean one, it leaked all over the side and all over my duvet cover!
Oh and I love the fact that baby poo is yellow and they always leak all over white clothes!
xxx
I was bathing Lo and doing stoooopid things to make her laugh and she laughed really hard. Suddenly a little brown torpedo shot across the bottom of the bath!!! Lol
Luckily it was very firm (TMI) and I was able to retrieve and flush it without too much kerfuffle!
She was stood up in the cot, all excited to see him, and totally stark naked. She had stripped off her jammies (top and bottom) her babygro and her nappy, and proceeded to get the contents absolutely everywhere... Blobs of it in her hair, brown striped commando-style across her face, on the walls, the cot, the sheets, her sleeping bag - what she didn't decorate with she ate!!
I was in work and got a call from OH who was literally retching down the phone - one of the few times I've been glad that I'm the one who works full time while he's the full time parent!!
When I was in hospital overnight waiting to be induced my husband was hit by a joyrider when he was driving home so we had a courtesy car for baby's first week. On about day 3 we went to Lotherton Hall, a stately home, posh gardens, not much in the way of baby changing facilities so I had to change lo on my knee while I was sat in the passenger seat. No sooner had I taken his nappy off when he did a massive fart and followed through!!! Bright yellow runny poo shot across my knee with such force it hit my husband's jeans and went all over the gearstick, the handbrake and the edge of the seat of this BRAND NEW courtesy car. To make matters worse we only had one of those really thin packs of baby wipes and we'd used loads on my other son who'd had an ice-cream disaster so we had to clean it up with breast pads!! We had to drive home with the windows down and my hubby was trying to change gear with one finger!
I have been fairly lucky with poo and only a few small accidents, I did warn my mum when she let lo crawl around naked but you just can't tell some people and I suppose actions speak louder than words so when she was faced with a poo on her carpet suddenly she realised what I meant by not a good idea! lol
My friend made me chuckle when she had her lo she was changing her in front of the hv and just as she took nappy off lo did a projectile poo that covered my friend, why do they always manage to make you feel incompetent around hv or mil, must admit it taught me to always sit at the side rather than in the firing line when changing my lo.
When I was still breast feeding Isla she was gettting too much foremilk resulting in the poopy cannon as we used to call it. She only ever did VERY runny, projectile poos. When she nearly three weeks old we went to my mum's for my birthday and my oh was changing her in their front room, my mum has cream carpets! Any way she managed to poopy cannon all up her dad across the front room carpet to the fireplace (about two meters away) and all up the fire place - my oh was just stood there dripping with poo and laughing his head off (my mum was NOT amused!!), xxx
Just before we left I said I will go and change his nappy for you so he is all nice and clean.... well, I took his shorts off and they were filled with poo, his little short sleeved body suit was full of poo, it was all over his back, up his side, over his legs!! I had to cut the body suit off him and just wanted to pop him in the bath as it was everywhere but as we were going out I cleaned him up and got him re-dressed. I then discovered I was also covered in poo so had to change before I went out.... it wasnt funny at the time but now I think about it, it was funny. Poor little thing was covered and so was I..... I don't think I need to worry about him being constipated at the moment!!!
we have just had the usual all over the back poos so i hope it doesnt get much worse
thanks for fixing my smile it been a bit broken of late
fea x
I suppose there's still time tho for her to make up for it tho.
I did work with someone who's lo smeared poo all over her friend's living room wall tho whilst babysitting (think friend only left her for couple of minutes to make cup of tea or something). lo was about 18 months at the time. She had to clean it off then re-paint the wall!!
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