Kids dropping you in it!!!
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Dont kids have a lovely way of dropping you in it? This is a just a little one that Ollie (7) did to me and OH last weekend.
We were staying with my dad and while we were there a programme came on (think it was Escape to the Country or something) and the main bedroom was absolutely huge and gorgeous! Anyway I commented on how much I liked the house because of this room.
Ollie pipes up with "Theres no point in you having that - all you would do all day is have Daddy moving the bed around then moving it back to the same place!"
Innocent you may think - but not when you realise that is our code for sex! We have a bed that makes the slightest noise even if you roll over so Daddy told him that if its noisy its because mummy is getting him to move the furniture around and he is to stay in bed!
You can imagine the blushes on our faces lol
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We were staying with my dad and while we were there a programme came on (think it was Escape to the Country or something) and the main bedroom was absolutely huge and gorgeous! Anyway I commented on how much I liked the house because of this room.
Ollie pipes up with "Theres no point in you having that - all you would do all day is have Daddy moving the bed around then moving it back to the same place!"
Innocent you may think - but not when you realise that is our code for sex! We have a bed that makes the slightest noise even if you roll over so Daddy told him that if its noisy its because mummy is getting him to move the furniture around and he is to stay in bed!
You can imagine the blushes on our faces lol
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man at the door: is your father there?
My cousin: No he's gone out!
man at the door: do you know what time he'll be home?
My cousin: wait there and i'll go into the kitchean and ask him!!
haha.. kids got to love them!
When I was little my mum took me on hoilday to spain and she had a bikini on.. I tapped her bottom and asked why she poo'd her self! lol (she had a towel on!) kids! lol x
We were staying at my cousins house recently, and there little girl came into the living room and said, mummy and daddy's door is locked.. they don't usually lock the door in the middle of they day!! I know they are in there I heard them laughting!
the living room was backed and we all burst out laughting! haha x
(Sorry to hijack your thread Tommysmum)
but when i was little my mum took me out and i saw my first black person and went up to him and asked him why he hadnt had a bath.
when she was out with my little sister who was about 5 at the time, my little sister went up to a guy who was about 21 and with a group of his friends and said my mummy wants a baby will you give her one x
Also when I was going out with someone in school, and my stepmum asked how it was going with said boyfriend.
Me: Oh I dumped him.
Brother: You DUMPED him? Where??? (he thought I meant actually dumping him, like in a skip or something lol)
Also I remember when a little boy my mil looks after coming round when I was pregnant, we were talking about the baby in my tummy (he was 2 at the time), well he kept asking where is it. "It's in my tummy". "I wanna see it" (pulls my top up wondering why he can't see it.) And then he asked, "What colour is it?" Me & oh are both caucasian so OH laughs his head off & says Well i bloody hope its white! LMAO!