Funniest thing you've done when sleep deprived?
Me and Faye have only been home 2 weeks but the other night I was up with her, she hates her nappy being changed, screams & screams & wriggles all over the changing mat. I was going as quick as I could but my brain was still asleep - Hubby was in bed, half awake listening to the commotion.... He was rubbing his chest and making 'ssssh' noises, then he said 'why hasn't she stopped crying?! what do you think is wrong?'
"erm because you haven't got hold of her and she is having her nappy changed you plonker 'rodney' "
"erm because you haven't got hold of her and she is having her nappy changed you plonker 'rodney' "
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Not Child related but when I was doing my teacher training and had been up till 4am planning and then got up again at 6am - I made a cup of tea and put the milk away in the oven my hubbie (then my boyf) idn't even say anything just opened the oven and took it out to put it away int he fridge and I yelled at him 'DON'T HAVE A GO - THERE'S NO TIME TO EAT, NO TIME TO SLEEP AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT I KEEP MILK IN THE OVEN!' and then burst into tears - Bless him he hadn't even done anything but that has become a bit of a catch phrase for when we are pissed off with each other!
[Modified by: Craftycharli on December 01, 2008 10:10 PM]
I also have this fear of falling asleep with her in my bed even though i have never taken her in to my bed during the night. I woke up the other day with my pillow in my hand feeling round all the edges. I thought Frankie had gone inside her grobag and i was trying to find the zip to get her out.
there's been a lot of milk in cupboards and bread in the fridge too!
[Modified by: lauranoble on December 02, 2008 04:03 PM]
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Tracey your son sounds very sweet.
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[Modified by: Lottie and Neve on December 02, 2008 06:00 PM]
i could hear this poor little boy calling out to his mummy, and i was sobbing thinking this poor little boy just needed his mummy and he couldnt find her. who could leave their poor baby alone so that they kept calling for them like that! cruel mummy! i woke up to him patting my head, calling out mummy, whilst i sat there, tears rolling down my cheeks!
i never fell asleep again after a night until my kids were with someone else!!
and the worst was cooking dinner, putting everyones plates on the table, going in the kitchen to get mine and putting it straight in the bin!
talk about cutting out the middle man, i was starving,lol
I too have done the whole looking inside pillowcases or under my pillow or under hubbie for Max even though he has NEVER been in bed with us - HOW RANDOM??!