Hi
My husband came home from work last night and told me this stupid joke (as he knows how much I love stupid jokes):-
How do monkeys make toast in the jungle?
They put it under the gorilla
Really sorry such a stupid joke, but it made me laugh
Septembermama
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a millionaire is in the bath and he calls in his butler, who is called Waddle. he says "Waddle, fetch me a glass of wine and my book to read" so Waddle trots off, but as he is leaving, the millionaire farts in the bath.
Waddle returns with the millionaires wine, his book and a hot water bottle. "Why on earth would i want a hot water bottle" cries the millionaire. to which waddle replies...as i was leaving you said "Wad-aboud-a-wader-boddle-woddle!"
tee hee! i love that joke!
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When I was little my ears were quite large ( Ive grown into them now!)
But when I was about 5yrs old & running around in the garden one day, my mum laughed and said (with reference to my ears) "dont run to fast or you will take off!!" ....that ended up being the family joke for years!!! mean xxx
Loved them both!!
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Kerry, Freya and Bump
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