Joke

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• treehug

  Dec 10, 2008 9:50AM

  i have one but its long really and you'll have to read it out loud to get the effect!
  
  a millionaire is in the bath and he calls in his butler, who is called Waddle. he says "Waddle, fetch me a glass of wine and my book to read" so Waddle trots off, but as he is leaving, the millionaire farts in the bath.
  Waddle returns with the millionaires wine, his book and a hot water bottle. "Why on earth would i want a hot water bottle" cries the millionaire. to which waddle replies...as i was leaving you said "Wad-aboud-a-wader-boddle-woddle!"
  
  tee hee! i love that joke!
  xx

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• Mum_to_1

  Dec 10, 2008 10:27AM

  Ha ha ha ha ha-love them both! Only know one joke and I've told it here before so won't bore you with it again-mind it is a good one!! Cheered me up thank you ladies x

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• LittleChickpea

  Dec 10, 2008 10:29AM

  he he... like the jokes, I dont have a joke, but...
  
  When I was little my ears were quite large ( Ive grown into them now!)
  But when I was about 5yrs old & running around in the garden one day, my mum laughed and said (with reference to my ears) "dont run to fast or you will take off!!" ....that ended up being the family joke for years!!! mean xxx

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• MrsGarfieldAckles

  Dec 10, 2008 10:44AM

  
  
  Loved them both!!
  
  

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• linzimc88

  Dec 10, 2008 10:47AM

  xjojox i don't get it either

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• MrsGarfieldAckles

  Dec 10, 2008 10:48AM

  Cos thats the noise he farts makes (I think)
  
  
  
  xx

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• PumpkinPatch

  Dec 10, 2008 1:12PM

  Palmtree. I also had big ears as a child (I have almost grown into them) and my mum used to say I never moved im my cot or pram coz my ears stopped me from turning over. LoL. Parents can be so cruel. LoL
  
  Kerry, Freya and Bump
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