joke

> >
> > A man was riding
> > his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
> > above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said:
> > 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all
> > ways, I will grant you one
> > wish.'
> >
> > The biker pulled over and said,
> > 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I
> > want'.
> >
> > The Lord said, 'That request is materialistic, think of
> > the enormous
> > challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports
> > required to reach the
> > bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it
> > would take!
> > It will nearly exhaust
> > several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify
> > your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something
> > that could possibly help mankind.'
> >
> > The biker thought about it
> > for a long time.
> >
> >
> > Finally, he said: 'Okay, I wish that I, and all men,
> > could understand our
> > wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's
> > thinking when she
> > gives me the silent
> > treatment, why she cries, what she means when she
> > says
> > 'nothing's wrong',
> > and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
> >
> > And the Lord replied:
> > 'Do you want two lanes or four lanes on that
> > bridge?'