ttc is so glamerous...(tmi perhaps)
first month of trying, not ovulated yet but enjoying lots of condom free sex for the first time haha
its a very messy job thou!! oh and me do some kind of weird yoga positions so he can pull out without getting it everywhere then i put my legs up in the air while i demand he goes and fetches me a pad ( nothing worse than wet patches IMO) and all the man juice makes my lady garden make some unpleasant noises haha
all in a days work! im glad oh is still attracted to me! (thou he has seen me give birth so he may be a little desensitized lmao) x
its a very messy job thou!! oh and me do some kind of weird yoga positions so he can pull out without getting it everywhere then i put my legs up in the air while i demand he goes and fetches me a pad ( nothing worse than wet patches IMO) and all the man juice makes my lady garden make some unpleasant noises haha
all in a days work! im glad oh is still attracted to me! (thou he has seen me give birth so he may be a little desensitized lmao) x
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its a very messy job thou!! oh and me do some kind of weird yoga positions so he can pull out without getting it everywhere then i put my legs up in the air while i demand he goes and fetches me a pad ( nothing worse than wet patches IMO) and all the man juice makes my lady garden make some unpleasant noises haha
all in a days work! im glad oh is still attracted to me! (thou he has seen me give birth so he may be a little desensitized lmao) x
lol
oooh the visual images
xxx
I told my DH that he was really going to enjoy ttc and started explaining the ovulation process to which he replied 'oh yeah because you make it sound so erotic' lol!
I think he prefers the sex side of it and just leaves the thinking to me..
and believe me, he can only do one at a time - the blood is either in his head or leaves to go elsewhere
Mine glazes over when I talk about ovulating or ovulation schmovulation as he says! xxx
I am OV at the moment we had done it missionary on sat and sun we did it doggy style (lol!) but then trying to turn me round without losing too much man juice was HILARIOUS! it was like a military operation - we ended up laughing so much I laughed some of it out heheheheh. (Sorry TMI!)
yeah u dont wanna laugh
or cough
Haha - that is brilliant - will have to remember that for next time!!
Me and OH have walked to the bathroom whilst hes still in me to get some tissue before ! LOL!
ill have to remember the forward role! oh will be pleased!
stace we have tried so many times to make it to the bathroom with oh still inside me but we cant even get off the bed and across the bedroom to the door