just for fun
Was just thinking the other day about things i thought i would never say to my child but i have said to stay sane! LOL.
Such as:
"your teeth will fall out if you dont brush them",
"the policeman will tell you off" (for not sitting in his carseat)
"That lady is coming to tell you off, quick!"
Always thought these were a cop out until Elijah came...lol. Anymore good ones? xx
Such as:
"your teeth will fall out if you dont brush them",
"the policeman will tell you off" (for not sitting in his carseat)
"That lady is coming to tell you off, quick!"
Always thought these were a cop out until Elijah came...lol. Anymore good ones? xx
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How about -
'You'll get square eyes sitting that close to the tele';
'there are people starving around the world who would love to have the food we've just given you'
and I'm waiting for the day I will turn to Fee and say 'You're not going out looking like that!!' xx
In answer to 'why?' JUST BECAUSE!!! (such a crap answer but when it's the 200th why of the last hour it's the only answer!)
Also the policeman/ that lady will tell you off
I can't think of any other than what you have already said but I am sure I have said loads more! I'm always making stuff up to persuade Brendan to cooperate without a fuss!
When we go off for a walk into the woods and he starts to get a bit too confident running ahead I say 'sshhhh, did you hear that' and stop and look around. Then I say 'I think the Gruffalo may be about today we had better be careful, and if you think you see him pretend to be mouse and he will run away' lol. Gets him everytime and he sticks by me after that!! x
Im forever saying aswell- "I think Daddy really wants to read that book with you when he gets home!" (Like if its thomas and really boring...) Thats so bad isnt it! lol x
Liz - that is so mean but very funny! x
most recently with telling him that if ryan runs away mummy will be in trouble with the police man and that will make us very sad! well its better than shouting and screaming at our kids hey lol x
Said all the above too although i told myself wouldnt
I tell Jack if he plays with his Wonka (willy) it will fall off!
Also if he he doesnt eat his dinner/tea the cartoons will be mad at him and not come on our tv!!
Fell really mean when im say it but it works a treat!!!
Probably say lots of things to Philip but can't think of any right now! x