'm going to get the sack
I have to conclude having a baby has made me thick as s**t -now I've got pregnancy brain on top I literally have lip gloss for brains.
Was having some training in work today (a catch up on a job I did before mat leave) and I swear to god, I am like a caveman trying to use a computer.
I am seriously worried they are going to think I have been abducted during the night, had my brains removed & promptly sack me & employ a potato in my place cos frankly they'd know more than I do.
Unless it's what time Mr Tumble comes on I know bugger all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was having some training in work today (a catch up on a job I did before mat leave) and I swear to god, I am like a caveman trying to use a computer.
I am seriously worried they are going to think I have been abducted during the night, had my brains removed & promptly sack me & employ a potato in my place cos frankly they'd know more than I do.
Unless it's what time Mr Tumble comes on I know bugger all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's awful xxx
In these times where people are clambering for jobs, i'm starting to worry they are going to think i'm an incompetant moron & kick me to the curb.
I see myself working in McDonalds - washing lettuce.
(sorry to any lettuce washers, i'm sure it's very rewarding!!!)
However, i've taken some seriously nails exams to get where I am & it's so frustrating that I now have the IQ of a Cactus....
Only a couple of months to go though, woo hoo!
P.S. The most enormous spider is sat on the wall near my desk & I want to go home.
Loving the lettuce washing though! I went to tesco the other day, walked round for almost 20 minutes, still couldn't remember what I wanted and came home... only to find that I'd been holding my shopping list in my hand the entire time!!!! D'Oh!!