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You know you're pregnant when..

BrunetteBrunette
in My baby was born in Sept 2011
Hey ladies, thought this could be a fun post...



- you stare at moms and their babies, but only because you

want to check out the pram! :lol:



- want to go to mamas and papas every weekend



- can't stop thinking of nursery ideas

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  • foofanmummyfoofanmummy
    - when the only clothes you look at are in maternity range.



    - when you google how many weeks pregnant you are and look at all the scan pics and info on how your baby is developing.



    - when every name you hear you match with your last name.



    - when you exactly how many weeks gone you will be a each special occasion throughout your pregnancy!!!!



    :lol:



    cx
  • torch2010torch2010
    This made me giggle lol Here are some more



    - when you need to pee every 10 minutes



    _ You wake up at 3am needing to pee but you lie in bed having a debate with yourself about if you REALLY need to go and by the time you have decided its nearly to late,because pregnant women find it difficult to make a decision especially one as complicated as peeing.





    -The highlight of the week is a Monday when One born every minute is on (who knew Mondays could be so exciting)



    - when you OH describes you as 'a hormonal devil thingy'



    - You hot one minute and cold the next (and then blame OH for it)



    - Midnight snacks...need I say more



    - When you cry for no reason....not just a few tears but sobbing....snot and all



    - When your poking your belly in the mirror and asking OH does it look round to you?



    - (first time mums) you can't help but judge a mother when you see her child having a tantrum in the supermarket and then blame your hormones



    - You considering if its too early to paint the nursery/pack your hospital bag/buy lots of clothes because we passed the 12 week mark



    - Make-up is the last thing on your mind. Unless you can eat it or sleep on it you just ain't interested



    - You fill in loads of forms for baby clubs and then wait for all the mail



    - (a lovely one from my friend lol) When you casually leave a link to some porn on OH's laptop in the hope he wont want to harras you tonight :lol:



    - When you go shopping and buy something to eat on the way round because your just not sure if you can go that long without eating even though you ate before you left, one your way there and will eat on your way home





    Hope you like ladies :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • LittlestmonkeyLittlestmonkey
    EVERY single pocket of EVERY item of clothing contains food debris.
  • torch2010torch2010
    You wake up and wonder how long it is until bed time :lol:
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