Musings on a bump
I used to look at all the books and leaflets about pregnancy and I wondered when I'd have a bump as big as the ladies pictured, small wonder why as there'd be a picture of woman seven months pregnant in the 'Your first ante-natal appointment' section. Now I look at the pictures and wonder why my bump is so big and such a weird shape. Everyone has nice rounded bumps that look lovely and smooth. Mine is a comedy bump, what Madonna would have if Jean Paul Gaultier were to design one, low and all out front and pointy. Not attractive. Ho hum, 14 days max as of tomorrow.