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this'll make you laugh..... :lol: the embarassing thread..
On Sat OH came home from work and was so totally exhausted after being up with lo half the night (I was too) so i told him he could go to bed for a few hours and I'd take Ollie and MJ out and have a gander for my work Secret Santa pressie....
well, we'd been to the market and I'd seen something but did have any cash on me. I went to the nearest cash machine and queued up with the rest of them... (I had MJ in the pram and Ollie was 'loose' )
I finally got to the machine after about 10 mins wait during which Ollie has been good as gold and been patient
Just as I was getting my cash I heard a tinkling sound......
Ollie had dropped his pants and was weeing all over my feet, the floor and trying to get it up the wall of the bank!!!!!
There was a huge queue behind me too, and I felt sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassed! I had to grab my cash quickly and then bend down to pull his pants up with people in the queue straining to see what was going on!
needless to say we left sharpish, and OH got a telling off when we got home - Well I'm sure I havent taught him to pee up the wall!
What have your LO's done to embarrass you?
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well, we'd been to the market and I'd seen something but did have any cash on me. I went to the nearest cash machine and queued up with the rest of them... (I had MJ in the pram and Ollie was 'loose' )
I finally got to the machine after about 10 mins wait during which Ollie has been good as gold and been patient
Just as I was getting my cash I heard a tinkling sound......
Ollie had dropped his pants and was weeing all over my feet, the floor and trying to get it up the wall of the bank!!!!!
There was a huge queue behind me too, and I felt sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassed! I had to grab my cash quickly and then bend down to pull his pants up with people in the queue straining to see what was going on! needless to say we left sharpish, and OH got a telling off when we got home - Well I'm sure I havent taught him to pee up the wall!
What have your LO's done to embarrass you?
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I don't think Lily has done anything embarassing yet but am sure our time will come
I don't think Lily has done anything embarassing yet but am sure our time will come
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....'needless to say we left sharpish, and OH got a telling off when we got home - Well I'm sure I havent taught him to pee up the wall!'.......
Must have been absolutely mortifying though, but think off all the embarrasment he'll get when you relay the story when he's older lol!
freya hasnt done any thing too embrassing yet, apart from constantly getting my boobs out in public!! and getting my friends rim block out of her toilet and smearing it all over her bathroom!!
I remember as well when phoebe was about 2, we were in asda and we saw a lady who was a a bit on the large side. phoebe starts pointing at her and shouting LOOK MUMMY A BIG FAT LADY!!!! i just wanted the floor to swallow me up! luckily she was ok about it but i felt really embraessed.
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B embarasses me daily, I could go on and on, just a couple though
in a mothercare store she was cooing over a baby, so the babies parents thought she was so lovely. Till she made sniffing noises at the baby and started saying poo! Poo! The poor little baby hadn't done anything.
We had lunch out last week, the lady that served us had short hair and wore a canteen hat, once I got the food and started walking away. B starts waving, the lady waves back so B continues to wave, saying bye man, bye bye man. Needless to say I didn't look back!
Shea hasn't really done much to embarrass me in public but I was "open mouthed shocked" the other day.
Shea often comes to the loo with me as he has an OCD about washing his hands!!
anyway I was just finishing up the other day and he was searching through a set of wicker drawers that we have in bathroom and he pulled out a tampax and said "here mum, need this?" so I said "no thanks sweetie, you can pop that back" and he said "No mum, it goes there" and was trying to pop it in between my legs!!!!!!!???!!!
He obviously knows exactly where it goes and I didn't know what to say I was speechless!!!!
Rhys was playing one day and went rather quiet went to see what he was up to and he'd emptied a full pack of tampax on the floor and stuck a load of sanitary pads on the wall. And just at that moment the guy called to read the electric and gas meters ha ha
Little monkeys aren't they?!
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he's also recently learnt the word 'help' so we can be walking down the street and he'll randomly start shouting help, help. i'm sure people must think i'm trying to abduct him!
Once my mum and I had my ds at a garden centre we literally turnsed round to look at some pots and he had the pants round the ankles and peeing into a water feature!!! A lovely member of staff nearby just laughed and said better there than in your pants son!!!!
Re the tampax when he was about 2 I went into the bathroom and found him on his honkers with a tampon trying to put it up his bum (he had a nappy on but you can guess the visual!!)