Oooh yum the squirt - be glad you've never had it plumduff!! Never a good thing...glad to say I've never sneezed though, that must be the worst!! haha.
It's when you've made the walk to the bathroom, returned and slide into bed to find the wet patch has gone cold....niiiiice!
Lol @ bathroom walk - I thought I was the only 1, my hubby almost wets himself when I do it!
After BD Hubby pulls me up by the ankles (how romantic) so that by bum is on both our pillows (hubby's on top if I have anything to do with it) and my legs are up against the wall. I wrap the duvet around me and lay there staring at the ceiling for up to half an hour. And hubby will bring me tea or juice or whatever I want when I'm laying there - this is very strange behaviour for him, but if he is this nice to me when I'm just tryna hold stuff in, I'm hoping he will be extra nice if/when I get my BFP!
By the way, don't try to drink tea whilst upside down, it will cause a different kind of wet patch on your sheets and some degree of burning to your naked body.....
I can't leave it in all night, I wouldn't want to encourage a wet patch, I have to, erm, release the excess and put my big knickers back on after I've had my legs in the air for half hour...I'm a tad fussy about these things.
My hubby is a master at keeping the spermies in now! He flips me on my back, puts my legs on his shoulders and holds me up vertically for as long as he can so they all go up and then I lay there for half hour with cushions under bum! Crikey, reading that he should be in the circus! x x
My hubby thinks its hilarious that I get more out of breath trying to get the pillows under my bum without dripping everywhere than I do during the actual sex!
I did try the 'please bring the loo roll to me' trick but he kept wandering off and forgetting! Charming! Will have to try the cup of tea thing...but not drinking it whilst upside down, lol!!
Although he hates tea so might forget that as well...hmm...need to train him a bit more me thinks! xx
Unfortunately haven't had the chance to try the tea thing - I got major cramps after af went and they have only just started to die down again. Been too painful to do BD until recently ( And now I have a horrible cold...have no idea whats the matter with me, I never get colds!! Grrrr, could rant for a while but won't! Anyway, no excuses now so will have to BD (and drink tea!) for all I'm worth!! While we're not officially TTC til May we're not being careful, so I think a pillow under the bum will be worth a try!! How about everyone else? Had a good giggle giving it a try?! xx
I have had 3 bfp but never done the leg or bum thing when i was ttc my son it was jump straight up and wipe my other 2 wernt sticky..... Think i am going to give it ago when i get a pos opk... think hubs would blow a fuse if i used is pillow as there new duck feather ones lol
I always end up ontop... if OH is ontop its all done in 60 seconds if im in control then it last a whole 3 mins hahahahahahaha i'll have to jump off him and onto my back bum up
good luck ladys xx
All i kept singing after reading the friend post
Are you in there little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us? I will... buy you some Adidas.
gembags i dont think me on top is a good position to ttc because i did this the other day and felt as tho it came straight back out and lost alot of it getiing off and rolling over lol x
I'm on my 2ww so only done it a couple of times since about 3DPO and haven't been using the pillow-don't see the point if i'm honest lol! I can't really go on top for very long, i'm too unfit!
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It's when you've made the walk to the bathroom, returned and slide into bed to find the wet patch has gone cold....niiiiice!
you all should do what i do and get the oh to bring the toilet roll in to the bedroom to you instead of letting it drip.
just trying to work out how this post went from being about best positions to concieve to the wet patch and dripping ha ha xxx
plus i find a prompt leg on the toilet seat comes in handy for reaching round lol
oh garfield a cold wet batch even worse
Lol @ bathroom walk - I thought I was the only 1, my hubby almost wets himself when I do it!
After BD Hubby pulls me up by the ankles (how romantic) so that by bum is on both our pillows (hubby's on top if I have anything to do with it) and my legs are up against the wall. I wrap the duvet around me and lay there staring at the ceiling for up to half an hour. And hubby will bring me tea or juice or whatever I want when I'm laying there - this is very strange behaviour for him, but if he is this nice to me when I'm just tryna hold stuff in, I'm hoping he will be extra nice if/when I get my BFP!
By the way, don't try to drink tea whilst upside down, it will cause a different kind of wet patch on your sheets and some degree of burning to your naked body.....
L x
Pillow under bum nice and comfy xx
BFP here we come lol
L x
My hubby is a master at keeping the spermies in now! He flips me on my back, puts my legs on his shoulders and holds me up vertically for as long as he can so they all go up and then I lay there for half hour with cushions under bum! Crikey, reading that he should be in the circus! x x
I did try the 'please bring the loo roll to me' trick but he kept wandering off and forgetting! Charming! Will have to try the cup of tea thing...but not drinking it whilst upside down, lol!!
Although he hates tea so might forget that as well...hmm...need to train him a bit more me thinks! xx
Garfield did you try the tea thing?
And now I have a horrible cold...have no idea whats the matter with me, I never get colds!! Grrrr, could rant for a while but won't!
Anyway, no excuses now so will have to BD (and drink tea!) for all I'm worth!! While we're not officially TTC til May we're not being careful, so I think a pillow under the bum will be worth a try!!
How about everyone else? Had a good giggle giving it a try?!
xx
It so so true
I have had 3 bfp but never done the leg or bum thing when i was ttc my son it was jump straight up and wipe
Think i am going to give it ago when i get a pos opk... think hubs would blow a fuse if i used is pillow as there new duck feather ones lol
I always end up ontop... if OH is ontop its all done in 60 seconds
i'll have to jump off him and onto my back bum up
good luck ladys xx
All i kept singing after reading the friend post
Are you in there little fetus?
In nine months will you come greet us?
I will... buy you some Adidas.
Being on top quite often hurts me - DH is too big!
I will have to give swoping mid bd ago
I can't really go on top for very long, i'm too unfit!