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Funny story
Hi mummies
Funny story that happened today;
We went shopping (me, shop I hear you ask :lol
well I bought her a few outfits in Next and had a good old mooch around. Hubby decided he wanted a KFC for lunch (I was good, I'd bought a sandwich from Boots and had that) so we parked up the KFC car park so we ate lunch and I fed Ava in the car. After her bottle I thought "Hmm, I smell crap" lol. One of the seats in the back of our car folds flat like a table so I put my changing mat on ready to change her bum when I noticed she'd only bloody crapper right up her back and covered her outfit in poop 
So I didn't have a change of clothes on me for her so I had to put on one of her new things I'd just bought her!!!
Charming and that was an adventure changing her in the car, cleaning poop off her back & changing her whole outfit (we have blacked out windows so no-one can see in!!)
Oh the things we do for poop eh?!!
Just thought I'd share as it amused me, if you have any amusing poop stories then do share
xxx
Funny story that happened today;
We went shopping (me, shop I hear you ask :lol
well I bought her a few outfits in Next and had a good old mooch around. Hubby decided he wanted a KFC for lunch (I was good, I'd bought a sandwich from Boots and had that) so we parked up the KFC car park so we ate lunch and I fed Ava in the car. After her bottle I thought "Hmm, I smell crap" lol. One of the seats in the back of our car folds flat like a table so I put my changing mat on ready to change her bum when I noticed she'd only bloody crapper right up her back and covered her outfit in poop So I didn't have a change of clothes on me for her so I had to put on one of her new things I'd just bought her!!!
Charming and that was an adventure changing her in the car, cleaning poop off her back & changing her whole outfit (we have blacked out windows so no-one can see in!!)
Oh the things we do for poop eh?!!
Just thought I'd share as it amused me, if you have any amusing poop stories then do share
xxx
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The worst bum change was an exploding nappy, it was at home at least, got him stripped off but the poop had gone everywhere so couldn't get his sleepsuit/vest off without covering him, then he peed up and got it in his eye, he was crying, then he farted with shooting poop and cried so hard he threw up!! I did manage to laugh and we both stripped off and got a wash but at the time... the washing my little man creates! At least I don't have to iron his stuff yet xxx
That was the first (and last!) time we have ever done that - I was mortified!
Luckily the doctor was really nice, although he did suggest I kept a spare nappy and travel wipes in my handbag for emergencies
Lulu & Tilly (19+6)
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Aww Lulu, I know what you mean - I won't be going anywhere without a clean outfit now!
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I remember the first few times he bathed H, he pooed and weed and was sick in the bath all in one sitting!!
Dx
Luen does have these incidents occasionaly. MM yours is funny he he!
Must say it when Luen sick that always seems to get hbby (prob because he cant change poop nappy!) but on xmas day Luen had chucked most of his milk over hubby and he shouts for help!! Never mind Luen he more worried about himself ha ha, he had to go home which only round the corner for clean clothes. I sorted Luen out, guess moral of my story is Daddy always needs spare clothes too lol!! xx
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