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You know you're a mum when........
.......your friend tells you you have some drool on your shoulder and you don't even think about rushing to change!
........you feel pride in another human for doing a poo.
........you can't remember the last time you had a lie in, or went to sleep knowing you wouldn't wake up til the morning.
........your baby has clothing for every single weather eventuality, but you forgot your coat. And it's cold out!
Feel free to add any others!
........you feel pride in another human for doing a poo.
........you can't remember the last time you had a lie in, or went to sleep knowing you wouldn't wake up til the morning.
........your baby has clothing for every single weather eventuality, but you forgot your coat. And it's cold out!
Feel free to add any others!
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Will add more later going to bed now. OH is on night shift so making the most of it!
Great thread fairydust!!
Got to love teething hey
...your overjoyed by a burp even if its on your face
...youve given up on a handbag cos its just another thing to keep track of.
When you never drink a hot cup of tea but get used to it.
I agree with you about swaying snugglenush!! Find myself doing that lol!
Some great ones there! I am always swaying and the trolley thing! So funny but I'm always doing it! And the handbag, I haven't used one since soph was born!
.....it gets to 9.30pm, you're totally shattered...and you realise you've got absolutely nothing done!
......you choose all your clothes for their practicality rather then prettiness.
......you sing nursery rhymes around the house instead of pop songs.
...... you only have time to shave one leg!!
........the closest you get to perfume is toothpaste.
........more people have seen your bits then you'd ever have thought possible.
........you look at teenagers and think, 'what the hell are you wearing, my child had better never dress like that!'
...you spend your evenings watching a little sleeping person instead of catching up with the soaps!
...98% of your conversation with your husband is based on one topic!
... when hubbie isnt allowed to touch your boobies as they have a different use now lol!!
...when on friday night nothings tastes better that a cup of earl grey and some homemade cake, (im sure one day wine will have an appeal again!)
... and just plain simple when you realise you have become grown up and become mrs sensible in just a few months!
this thread made me do happy tears how fab it is!
This thread has cracked me up especially km's only time to shave 1 leg.
I'm afraid I stole that one from another thread Plumduff, but totally related to it so HAD to add it.
your bath does not have candles and bubbles... but has johnson's bathtime and a few rubber ducks...
dust has started to collect on your hair straighteners and make-up bag!!!!
DLAM xxxx
I know Im a mum because the most important 'section' of every shop and the first place I head is the baby/kiddie section!
I spend ages thinking up gorgeous menus to puree for baby.. But survive on toast and biscuits myself!
...you know all the words to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Humf and find Waybuloo quite calming...
...the sight of their smiley little face in the morning sets you up for the day...
...your baby is lying or sitting on your lap as you type this...
These have made me chuckle girls, especially nostalgic sex