5 months later and im still......
Nov 24, 2008 6:43AM
......crossing my legs to sneeze. LOL
I dont know why coz my perinial area is up to scratch lol. I think its habit where I have had 3 pg in 3 years my body now thinks its normal. :roll:
Nov 24, 2008 5:04AM
12 months later and Im still making "ooooooooooohhh" " OUchhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and "aaarggghhhhhhhhhhh" Noises when trying to get up of the sofa!!!
Nov 24, 2008 5:05AM
lmao palmtree hahaha xx
Nov 24, 2008 5:25AM
HE he he......... I remember being terrified to 'do a number 2' For a week after having my perinium stitched!!!!! I held on till I nearly burst!!!
Nov 24, 2008 5:58AM
Lol Elaine I am like that too!!!! As for no. 2's palmtree I was too scared to go and in the end I couldn't!!!!! Had to get lactulose and fibre stuff off the midwife as I was in agony!!!! Oh no one tells you about the joys after having a baby!!! xxxx
Nov 24, 2008 6:16AM
I still do the whole cross leg thing to cough or sneeze. As for wees and poos I never had a probelm after giving birth coz I had 'fast poo' (as the kids refer to it) after giving birth so didn't really have a choice weather I could hold on or not. (sorry tmi) LoL.
Kerry, Freya and Bump
X X X
Nov 24, 2008 6:17AM
lol Katie!!! Whilst having a baby all your dignity just goes straight out the window! When I was in labour I went for a bath, but my contractions really started up and where so painful, it took 4 midwives to get me out!!! After that I just didn't care anymore! xxxx
Nov 24, 2008 6:20AM
I remember the midwife & my OH dragging me up the bed kicking & screaming cos I didn't want to be laid flat but couldn't move!!! I was probably screaming I'm gonna die or something, I really can't remember....
Sneezing is fine though. Gabe was a c-sec baby in the end ;\)
Nov 24, 2008 6:26AM
If you go thru my previous posts there is one called "Embarrassing" that has loads of funny labour stories on! it was sooo funny.
Nov 24, 2008 6:30AM
I couldn't beleive how happy I was after doing my first poo after giving birth! It took forever though! lol
Nov 24, 2008 6:39AM
I'm still scared about going to the toilet for a num 2 and its been nearly 3weeks, i'm eating so much fruit, veg and fibre to help lol.
Alex & Evie xxx
Nov 24, 2008 6:43AM
Tell you what though... i thought my first proper wee after birth was better than poo. I purposly drank as much as i could, and held on for as long as i could and my god.... it felt like i was weeing for hours.. bliss! x
Apr 6, 2019 10:03AM
Trying to conceive with PCOS.
Hi, I hope I’m posting this in the right place. I’m new to this so bare with me 🙈. Background - I was diagnosed with PCOS a little over a year ago and have been trying to conceive for just over 2 years. I have been to fertility appointments who haven’t found any additional problems (e.g. hcg scan came back clear) and my partners tests were all ok. I understand weight is a big factor with PCOS and I have lost 10% of my body weight as recommended and keep trying to loose more. The more time goes on the more deflated and useless I feel. Each time I get excited thinking it might be my time then I get a false test 🤦♀️ The fertility appointments are far apart and the months in between each one just seem longer and longer. I was was wondering if anyone had been through similar experiences and have any advice? I have also read online that ovulation sticks don’t always work for women with PCOS. Anyone have any advice on this? Thank you for taking the time to read this. x
Apr 5, 2019 8:44AM
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