a mothers dictionary

If you are a member of pampers village u prob wouldve seen it already in ur magazine. These really made me giggle...

a mothers dictionary

Family planning - The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

Feedback - The inevitable result when your baby dosnt appreciate your pureed carrots.

Full name - What you call your child when you are angry with him.

Grandparents - The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them properly.

Independant - How we want our children to be (as long as they do everything we say)

Temper tantrums - What you should keep to a minimum so as not to upset the children.

Verbal - able to whine in words.

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