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Names for girls and boys bits!

My hubby & I have been talking about this recently & know we need to come up with names to use consistently between the 2 of us. My H has always referred to my daughters vagina as her tickley bits but I don't think that'll work for much longer, especially if he refers to his own bits as that & she decides to tickle him there! I know as soon as our baby boy is born she'll be asking what it is that he's got. 

I was discussing this with a friend a few days ago & they've gone with winkie & foufou but foufou is a bit of a pet like name. Was thinking of willy for a boy but I'm not sure about a girl? Maybe just go with vagina???

What names have you used, thanks?

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    Can't help with the girls bits but we use 'willy' for F.

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    We use willy for boy bits....we haven't got a name for girls bits but when I was little it used to be  "minnie"

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    George has a willy and Elsa has a mimi. I used to call it a mimi (rhymes with mini), maybe because I couldn't say mini?! It has stuck anyway!

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    Winky woo for my boy. Not sure why I added on the woo bit but it's stuck. Id never refer to a girls bits as her vagina, just doesn't sit comfortably with me at all but if you did use that then I think for a boy you should use penis and use the correct technology for both.

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    We call them willy for the boys and bits for girls, I'm sure that the names will get a bit more technical and specific in the future but those seem to be working for now. Back bits are just bums for everyone.

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    We can't use willy as that's Ws uncles name. I think we'll be using Jimmy for Ws bits. Not sure what for a girl though as we've not needed to, but I think We'd use something like foof or a floral name maybe.

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    Thanks ladies, the boys bits seem so much easier! I've still to find a name I like for the girls bits! Vagina does seem a bit grown up. I can't remember what word we used as kids. Life is just so complicated.

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    We use willy, lady bits and bottom
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    I have found myself saying mini.  I kind of want to use peenie and veenie, because it makes me laugh....

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    Widgy for boy bits (I think this is a mancunian thing as it seems everyone refers to it as that as children, I previously thought it was just mil but at school all the boys call it widgy), no idea re girls bits at all, I called it flower as a little girl but won't be using that. Maybe just private parts or girls bits or something???? No idea lol.

    L (5) calls his testicles his nuggets Weep this was picked up at school where he kept referring to baubles and nuggets but then decided he'd call them nuggets Weep

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    Willy and Minnie usually. Tho MIL in refers to SD's bits as little lady, but she's 11 now and has periods so maybe its time to use the correct term!

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    P has recently noticed G is different to her in the bath, took her awhile mind you! We use willy and girl bits. I hate pet names for them (probably the biology teacher in me!) but there doesn't seem an age appropriate but proper-ish name for girls. Working well so far.
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    Thanks everyone for your input. AR, I think you & I are similar in that way, it's strange that there isn't a common name for girls bits!!

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    O asked me what L's bits were and I just said 'noo noo' as I hadn't thought of it before and the name has now stuck. For boys, it's winky.

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    We say willy/winky but no idea what we'd call girl bits, I can't remember what I said when I was little. For some reason, I don't like 'mini'!

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    We used to use fairy for girl bits when we were little.

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