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Just had to share with you ladies
I just went to go to the toilet at work (don't worry the story does get vaguely more interesting) I sat down as usual happily peeing away and when I went to get up I couldn't..................because I was wedged between the sanitary bin and the wall, OH YES thats right I'm so fat I can't go to the toilet anymore. Daer good lord I burst out laughing and had to lift the sanitary bin up and over my legs and place it in front of me (I hasten to add I'm only a size 16 so it's not like I'm 40 stone or anything like that) I then got up and rather than picking up the bin and putting it back I trip over it and go flying out of the door with my kacks round my ankles. Luckily there was no one in the toilets at the time :S So I quickly pulled up my trousers put the bin back looked in the mirror and ran out.
Thought I would share with you how stupidly small our toilets are and that pregnant women and sanitary bins are a hazard.....maybe the bin planned to do it to me as I have not provided it with any tampons since september hmmmmmmm.
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Thought I would share with you how stupidly small our toilets are and that pregnant women and sanitary bins are a hazard.....maybe the bin planned to do it to me as I have not provided it with any tampons since september hmmmmmmm.
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at being 36 weeks my bladder needs emptying every 5 mins and public tolits are crap !!
everyweek i have to struggle to even get in the cubicle ! and ours are so small that the door practically touches the tolit when open so trying to turn to shut the door is impossible !!! and yes i have had to move the sant bin 2-3 times as i cant get up !!!
things we do hey !!
I might try and sue the toilet for damages I feel alot of emotional distress towards them now and I'm scared to pee lol perhaps I should just sit the sink although imagine I would get stuck there too.
get up !!!
Tammi xxx
Caza - how the hell did you know that law about peeing a policemans helmet????
I had a struggle at a service station the other day. Was so desperate I somehow got stuck between the door and toilet dispenser - that was bad enough but hearing you got involved with the s.t. bin tooo lmao!!!!!
Take a big stick with you next time. You can beat the bin into submission before entering the cubicle
Katie and bambino.x x x