Cos that would turn us off as much as watching ourselves in the mirror at the mo!!!! Can you all just STOP IT!!! If I could have it of course, I wouldn't want it, but because I can't I DO!
LOL re the laying on the sofa counting reps! You guys have made me laugh so much with this thread! Kx
I know what will make you feel better Karen, have a look at the weird taste in men one again, last I checked they were talking about the clown from IT. That will cool you down surely!! x
We didn't want to sleep with the clown from It!!! we just thought he was scary. I don't do sex, can't be bothered and I am so knackered as soon as I lie down I fall asleep!
I wasn't having much coz we were both too tired but now I can't get enough!
LO has started pinning itself to my spine which is relly pain full but if I get on my hands and knees he massages me, really relieves the pain and things tend to continue from there LOL
Oh lucky you mummylisa! Think oh would be begging me for a massage these days. What with my massive body, my two pillows and my two full body pillows, he ends up perched on the end of the bed clinging on for dear life all night. Thats when I'm not nudging him awake to give me a pushy up when I need to go for a pee! Tell you what, it's all romance in this house!! xx
I have been going mad at the fact sex has just vanished into thin air and thought it was just me!!!! The head wants to (double entendre!!) but the body just aint willing. It is driving me to distraction. Just before got SPD sex drive was in full swing and wow but since! Since been told have to keep knees together and not spread them more than 10cm is a passion killer!
We do try (around the time of a full moon I think) but to hear hubby shout "keep your legs together" rather than something sexy does not help the situation, then on hearing daddys voice, bump will start jumping around like a little alien!
This is all after it has taken bloody hours in the bath trying to shave areas I cant see no matter how I push and pull bump around! I think trying to shave takes up more energy than sex at the moment lol
Like you Zoey, think the reality of it is better off in my head right now!
i have to say that although david bowie is an odd choice, i sooooo get it...remember the labyrinth, he had quite a bulge going on and there was something oddly alluring about him....
mmmm I remember him in labyrinth was quite tasty come to think of it! God don't think many of us are right in the head anymore!!! Lee you make me giggle, but know where you are coming from with the shaving! My spd is still the same but now the muscel between my ribs has started to split so even trying to shave my legs in impossible (if I try I feel like I have done a 1000 sit ups), wonder how long they will get between now and the next time I manage to do them? Lol. Tammi xxx
Oh dear!! With my very sensitive post kidney infection bladder I really shouldn't have read this thread
We haven't been able to for a couple of weeks but as soon as I get the all clear from the docs oh is gonna wonder whats hit him. I got really horny when I was carrying my first one too. I think it's the way oh smells when he comes home from work (he's a roofer, smells all outdoorsy and bitumeny and YUMMMMM!!!)
i didnt really want sex much when i first got pregnant cos we did it so much trying now i could do it all day i am 23+6 and extremely horny my fella cant keep up cos he works all day so i have had to get my toy out to help me or i would not be able to concentrate on anything else lol as for the shaving i didnt know i could get in some of the positions i have to just to see my bits lol x
ClaudiaT stop it, don't bring David Bowie over here!! And Lee, with you on the shaving thing. Oh refuses to cut my toenails so can't imagine he's gonna give me any help there either. And I'm not asking him to do my ladygarden just my legs!!
mummym, i got my oh to do my toe nails the other week but when he looked at them (all of 5 secs) said they didn't need done and that actually wasn't sure if I had toe nails - just coz hes got huge size 12 feet and mine are a size 5! Think I gave myself a hernia doing them! Don't think I will get any help with my legs but think he would take great pleasure in doing my lady garden! xxx
God I HATE being single lol. I haven't had sex in nearly 2 months!!! the closest i get is when im in the queue in asda and someone stands too close lol.
god damn ex has a girlfriend so cant even use him - 2 b fair i have to say that no matter how horny I was shagging a polar bear with rabies and a willy infection would be more appealing than my ex!!!! lol (im not crazy really... hehe) xxxxxx
i asked my hubby to take off manky old nail varnish from my toenails as cannot reach and he recoiled in horror...ended begging my mum to do it (oh the shame of seriously skanky red nail polish) so i don't think the chances of getting his help with body hair maintenance are too high!!! On the sex thing haven't had any for weeks - i want to but he doesn't, think the huffing and puffing and thirty three position changes just trying to find some form of comfort has put him off...or it could be the sight of my manky toenails! Have labyrinth on DVD, may have to have a little watch later on......mmmmm!!!!
hi ladies, my sex drive died pretty much the moment i fell pregnant! its really frustratin, i miss it but just have no energy to have sex. my poor fella is convinced we will never have sex again! i love him so much and il be so glad to get back to it - god knows how long that takes!!lol xxx
babyfizz, my oh keeps saying it will all be back to normal soon. He has no idea! He did a definite recoil at nct the other day when the teacher said about bleeding for 6 weeks after the birth!! Can't wait for that!!
personally, i find pregnant sex absoultely mindblowing!! i dont really know why, but everything is so much more sensitive!! the only thing i miss, is the fact that we cant get really close to each other, coz bump is in the way! can just about kiss him when hes on top!! pmpl!! i must admit, it can be slightly off putting when ur reaching the end and baby starts jumping around. kind of ruins the moment slightly! lol!! im just absoultely terrified of being slack after the birth!! proirites eh???!?! lmao!! xxx
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LOL re the laying on the sofa counting reps! You guys have made me laugh so much with this thread!
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LO has started pinning itself to my spine which is relly pain full but if I get on my hands and knees he massages me, really relieves the pain and things tend to continue from there LOL
I have been going mad at the fact sex has just vanished into thin air and thought it was just me!!!! The head wants to (double entendre!!) but the body just aint willing. It is driving me to distraction. Just before got SPD sex drive was in full swing and wow but since! Since been told have to keep knees together and not spread them more than 10cm is a passion killer!
We do try (around the time of a full moon I think) but to hear hubby shout "keep your legs together" rather than something sexy does not help the situation, then on hearing daddys voice, bump will start jumping around like a little alien!
This is all after it has taken bloody hours in the bath trying to shave areas I cant see no matter how I push and pull bump around! I think trying to shave takes up more energy than sex at the moment lol
Like you Zoey, think the reality of it is better off in my head right now!
Tammi xxx
We haven't been able to for a couple of weeks but as soon as I get the all clear from the docs oh is gonna wonder whats hit him.
I got really horny when I was carrying my first one too.
I think it's the way oh smells when he comes home from work (he's a roofer, smells all outdoorsy and bitumeny and YUMMMMM!!!)
god damn ex has a girlfriend so cant even use him - 2 b fair i have to say that no matter how horny I was shagging a polar bear with rabies and a willy infection would be more appealing than my ex!!!! lol (im not crazy really... hehe) xxxxxx
On the sex thing haven't had any for weeks - i want to but he doesn't, think the huffing and puffing and thirty three position changes just trying to find some form of comfort has put him off...or it could be the sight of my manky toenails!
Have labyrinth on DVD, may have to have a little watch later on......mmmmm!!!!