When you have a 15 minute converstation with someone and then go to transfer them to someone else and forget their name and what the call is about.
You sit at work with a vest top on with both the door and windows open because you are BOILING while the rest of the office freezes.
You get up to make a cup of tea, but while passing the loo think you may as well go in because you will only need to in a minute anyway then go back to your desk forgetting about your tea..... and then repeating the process 3 times though out the day
You put your freezer stuff in the fridge and cry when you discover it
You get tearful because the Sky customer services man sounds grumpy
You have to write everything ur asked to do at work down because you forget it five minutes later
You jokingly tell your husband 'You're so hard to live with' and when he respnds in a gentle, teasing tone 'No, You're so hard to live with', you sob for about an hour
When you demand a back massage from ur hubby and then halfway through scream, 'Don't touch me!' - oh dear!
You spend ??100 on things you must have, crave so much, in a tesco order, only to have it show up and there isn't a thing in there you ever want to eat again. Then decide to order a pizza.
Spend two days trapped in the house unable to find house keys (either set) and finally find them stuck to the frozen underside of a chicken.... both sets.. sigh
I wake my older children up 5 times, accidentally, in the middle of the night by checking on them as I need reassurance they are okay after having hormonal nightmares. It's sad when your 5 year old goes, you can go to sleep mummy, I'm all safe and sound. (and then I return to bed and cry because she really did sound irritated with me)
As soon as hubby switches the TV on he is greeted by the sight of some woman (usually SCREAMING!) in the process of giving birth on Portland babies, baby story etc etc as I always forget to change the channel over from Home and Health before turning the TV off!! He must think I spend my days off watching women give birth on TV ..... which obviously I don't ..... ;\)
I still can't let hubby spray his deodorant in the same room as me...and my baby is 16 months old now! It makes me feel so ill just like when I was pregnant! xx
- You've just sworn off cooking dinner because no matter what you make it always makes you feel sick and you resort to chocolate biscuits for sustainance
oh girls love it! I actually had a dream about hubby having an affair with a girl at work that he hardly knows but I have obviously heard her name like once! then when i got up I could have sworn it was true and spent all morning snapping at hubby and he had no idea why. Then I burst in to tears telling him he must be wanting to leave me cos i'm a miserable old bag. The poor boy didn't know where to look! 32+3 and it can't come soon enough! xxx
Replies
You sit at work with a vest top on with both the door and windows open because you are BOILING while the rest of the office freezes.
You get up to make a cup of tea, but while passing the loo think you may as well go in because you will only need to in a minute anyway then go back to your desk forgetting about your tea..... and then repeating the process 3 times though out the day
You get tearful because the Sky customer services man sounds grumpy
You have to write everything ur asked to do at work down because you forget it five minutes later
You jokingly tell your husband 'You're so hard to live with' and when he respnds in a gentle, teasing tone 'No, You're so hard to live with', you sob for about an hour
When you demand a back massage from ur hubby and then halfway through scream, 'Don't touch me!' - oh dear!
Pumpkin Pie I hugged my PH yesterday then shouted at him for touching me lol! Poor men, what do we put them through!!
You vocablary suddenly contains lots "thingies" "doobry wattsits" "thing-a-magiggas" "doobry dots"
Spend two days trapped in the house unable to find house keys (either set) and finally find them stuck to the frozen underside of a chicken.... both sets.. sigh
I wake my older children up 5 times, accidentally, in the middle of the night by checking on them as I need reassurance they are okay after having hormonal nightmares. It's sad when your 5 year old goes, you can go to sleep mummy, I'm all safe and sound. (and then I return to bed and cry because she really did sound irritated with me)
xx
........you mix up your own childrens names.....oops!
(PP - loving the swede!)
I actually had a dream about hubby having an affair with a girl at work that he hardly knows but I have obviously heard her name like once! then when i got up I could have sworn it was true and spent all morning snapping at hubby and he had no idea why.
Then I burst in to tears telling him he must be wanting to leave me cos i'm a miserable old bag.
The poor boy didn't know where to look!
32+3 and it can't come soon enough!
xxx