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Funny Comments In Labour!
Just read a 6 page thread on another website about funny comments people made during labour. Soooo funny!
I told DH that gas and air was just like heroin. Never tried heroin in my life! Not sure the midwife was convinced.
We had been admitted at the same time as one of our nct friends, and were in rooms next to each other. I kept asking DH if he thought they could hear me. Like they were listening at the walls, and not concentrating on their own baby.
Would anyone care to share theirs?
I told DH that gas and air was just like heroin. Never tried heroin in my life! Not sure the midwife was convinced.
We had been admitted at the same time as one of our nct friends, and were in rooms next to each other. I kept asking DH if he thought they could hear me. Like they were listening at the walls, and not concentrating on their own baby.
Would anyone care to share theirs?
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During this hellish hour I ended up curled over propped up by a big burly theatre assistant called Shane and snivelling hysterically that I was NOT supposed to be having a baby, I was SUPPOSED to be going to the cinema for Orange Wednesday to see Pirates of the Caribbean II, and that I just wanted to see Johnny Depp! I also told the consultant on antenatal who told me they wanted to induce me right away because DD was in distress that I couldn't possibly have her yet because we hadn't had the carpet fitted in the nursery. I think I was in a teeny bit of shock!
Well while I was off my trolley on G&A I said a lot of silly things but can't remember most. However I do remember telling the midwife that they should bottle up G&A and sell it in the shops as it would knock binge drinking on the head! I also told hubby that I could buy him a blood pressure machine for only $73! Yes $!! Lol!
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My hubby said I was saying in a minute a lot, & at one point he thought my head was gonna rotate! He also said my 1st shot of remi made my pupils go really small & has never seen me smile so much lol
Jxx
I'm don't swear much but during stage 2, I kept saying "f**k me!", then apologising for swearing - the midwife who was a lovely lady in her late 50's replied to one of my expletives, "I think someone already has - that's why you're here"...haha!
More please! x
I was in labour for only 2 hours and after a lot of g&a I told hubby could he not do the pushing for me and I also asked him to kill me
I remember none of this.
There were loads of other things dh told me i said too, but dont remember.
Sorry, just remembered another one - midwife was out of the room and I was having a contraction, dh said to me "big breaths" and I replied "Yes I have" with a glint in my eye!
Haha Peanut baby, my brother has red hair so its in my family so all through my pregnancy our friends were taking the mickey saying our baby would be ginger! As it happens, he's blond!
When the MW was doing her checks with the heartbeat monitor on my belly, she once asked if she could do it again and I replied "oh do what you bloody well want!" And later I asked DH for a cup of water cos the gas and air was making my throat dry. Just as he gave it to me, I immediately threw it back at him and got water all down my arm (a contraction came at that moment!!) then I started having a go at him for tipping water down my arm, bless him. He was trying to mop it all up for me and my mum was telling me that it's only water, it won't kill me and I kept insisting that it might do!!
I was so apologetic after labour though, I felt so bad!! DH just thinks it's funny and the MW was going on about how she had heard far worse...!
Charlotte 35+2 xXx
With ds i didn't have any pain relief so its very clear, i remember the funniest comment was about how tight my leggings where as the midwife and hubby yanked them off as babys head was there!! (no one believed me when i said he was coming lol) i said forget how bloody tight they are and get them off!!!!!!!!!!! I knew they where tight but refused to buy anymore
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I just remember thinking that when she was in the corner sorting out the doppler that she was obviously making me some coronation chicken! xx
I had to be induced and I had every pain relief they had going, so I was completely out of it!
I didn't say many funny things but I didn't nearly fall off the bed countless times, my OH had to keep catching me, bless him.
The thing I always remember when I had my DD I had no drugs cos I got to the labour ward and I was 8-9cm I was pushing for 45mins but felt like hours the MW was says the baby is coning keep pushing and I kept saying "your lying she us not coming out she us stuck" lol and OH kept telling me after i had finished pushing that it was a good one and I said "how the hell do u no shut up!!!!"
I did sat sorry as soon as she was in my arms lol